I'm going to jail i love you
True but thats because hes a fetus.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm passing your future prison.
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i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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