I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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