This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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