This girl is more easily done than said...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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