why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
