I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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