He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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pray to the hookup gods
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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