question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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