why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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