Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
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He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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