i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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