Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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