i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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