i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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