She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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