he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I love having hate sex.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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