I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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