Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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