your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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