my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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