I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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