You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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