Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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