Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why can't burritos get me drunk
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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