I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
