Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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