My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
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Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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