I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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