Me too!
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Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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