I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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