I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
that is very illegal...i love you.
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