Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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