If that was your dad, he is hot
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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