Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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