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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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