I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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