She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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