He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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