You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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