she looked like the bat from fern gully.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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