we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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