what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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