im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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