His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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