Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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