u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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