i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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