is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We need to rekindle our bromance
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
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You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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