it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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