week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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