the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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