I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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