Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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