I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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